I'm an author, bitch

Alex. Seventeen. Poland
I like to poke things
with a stick


things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

I woke up like this… FLAWLESS.


has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth


My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

  1. Me on my wedding day: you still like me right